Welcome to the CIA Gift Store!
Did you know that the Central Intelligence Agency has its own Company Store, that sells a variety of logo items? That only those who can get onto the CIA campus can purchase at the store?
We've brought the CIA Store to you! Now you can purchase, for your own use or to give as gifts, merchandise from the CIA Company Store!
Why Buy CIA Gear?
Because everyone wants it!
Boring presents are bad. The goal should be to buy gifts that people actually want. And everyone wants CIA-gear. Every budding agent. Or everyone who loves Mission Impossible. Anyone who watched Russel Crowe calmly run the world from his backyard in McLean, Va.
With an item from the official agency gift store, you will leave your friends and family wondering if you're really him. Are you leading a double life? Are you an under cover spook? Are you 007 in disguise?
We find it's best to give the gift, and then be real quiet. Don't answer a lot of where-did-you-get-this questions. Just say, 'At work.' Your giftee will respond: "But we thought you were a [fill in your actual job here]." Reply: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, I am..." as if you slipped up. As if you know that any minute now, men in black are going to swoop in and have to give you an entire face transplant and a new identity.
This store is privately operated and is independent of the CIA. We will list various items from time to time. Check the site regularly to see the latest offerings. Everything here is genuine, from the CIA Store.
Shipping Cost
All the prices quoted here include free ground shipping within the continental US. If it's outside that area, contact us and we'll figure out how much shipping will cost.
We hate on-line stores that offer great prices and then rip you off for shipping costs, so that they really don't offer a bargain after all. So we build it in. What you see is what you pay.
CIA Stationery
Wouldn't you like to have genuine CIA letterhead stationery, so that you could write all sorts of fun letters to send to your friends? And how about some really scary letters to non-friends?
We'd like that too, but you won't find any stationery here. That's not for sale in the store, so we don't have it either.
While you're here, though, look around! You can outfit yourself pretty well, with a hat, a jacket, medallions you can carry around, a coffee mug and more.
So we have a lot now, with more to come. But, we're sorry, no stationery!
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